Total Recall NOTICE

Hi everyone,

Take advantage of this Warranty Service

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD)is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit’s code namedAdam and Eve, resulting in thereproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of thesymptoms include:

01.	Loss of direction
02.	Foul vocal emissions
03.	Amnesia of origin
04.	Lack of peace and joy
05.	Selfish or violent behavior
06.	Depression or confusion in the mental component
07.	Fearfulness
08.	Idolatry
10.	Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician,JESUS , has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of thestaggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through theREPENTANCE procedure...

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus , into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

01.	Love
02.	Joy
03.	Peace
04.	Patience
05.	Kindness
06.	Goodness
07.	Faithfulness
08.	Gentleness
10.	Self-Control

Please see the operating manual, theB.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for furtherdetails on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:	Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids anymanufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER:	The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

God

P.S.	Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by “Knee mail”. Because He Lives!